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I accidentally swallowed an apricot pit

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My new pet... spider

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Road ragin' on Interstate 95

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What's the matter Shazam? You're not cultured enough to recognize classical music?

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Misplaced confidence in the kitchen

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Killer Troll dolls and stuffed animal protectors...

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It's not like I ran into your cop car on purpose!

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I left boyfriend alone in the kitchen with a task and a knife

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I fantasize about living inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art

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Dear Better Business Bureau: PF Changs gave us lethal burps

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Life Lesson, don't park on the roof of a garage the night before a snowstorm

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Bloody Marys can't be bad right? Because so many people order them?

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Cracked a tooth like in those awful teeth breaking dreams

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