Got a Mouse in the House? First Step: PANIC

That Time My Boyfriend Left Me Alone with the Biggest Crack Dealer in Myrtle Beach

On Craigslist in Belmar: Free "anatomically correct" XXX Johnny Depp wax mannequin

Losing the "Let's get a pet" battle with my my boyfriend who wants a hedgehog named Hedge Fund

When lobsters cost $4.99 a pound (less than the price for American cheese) you buy lobsters for dinner

Do I send out invitations or just make a Facebook event?

FYI: The McDonald's at Walmart is not a BYOB

What's the matter Shazam? You're not cultured enough to recognize classical music?

Killer Troll dolls and stuffed animal protectors...

It's not like I ran into your cop car on purpose!

I left boyfriend alone in the kitchen with a task and a knife

I fantasize about living inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Bloody Marys can't be bad right? Because so many people order them?

Dated, faded but a good buy for sure...