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That Mortifying Time my Audio Book Auto-Played at the Office...I Was Listening to Uncle Tom's Cabin

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Got a Mouse in the House? First Step: PANIC

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Want to suffer incredibly long and annoying shipping times? Buy online from Kohls

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No more shrieking! Deaf people need alarm clocks too don't they? I want whatever they're using.

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When lobsters cost $4.99 a pound (less than the price for American cheese) you buy lobsters for dinner

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Got off the train at the wrong stop... arrived at the ghetto, witnessed a domestic assault

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How do you say Happy Father's Day to the greatest Dad I know?

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Do I send out invitations or just make a Facebook event?

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My new pet... spider

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Misplaced confidence in the kitchen

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I left boyfriend alone in the kitchen with a task and a knife

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I fantasize about living inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art

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