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It's not like I ran into your cop car on purpose!

I left boyfriend alone in the kitchen with a task and a knife

I fantasize about living inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Dear Better Business Bureau: PF Changs gave us lethal burps

Life Lesson, don't park on the roof of a garage the night before a snowstorm

Bloody Marys can't be bad right? Because so many people order them?

Cracked a tooth like in those awful teeth breaking dreams

Boxing Day Blizzard Part IV: Walked to work, got buried in blizzard news at APP

Boxing Day Blizzard Part III: NJ declares state of emergency, I spend a night at the Marriott