How We Unintentionally Became the Owners of a Little Dog Named Speck

How Flying a Helicopter Cured my "I'm Turning-30-Blues"

That Time My Boyfriend Left Me Alone with the Biggest Crack Dealer in Myrtle Beach

On Craigslist in Belmar: Free "anatomically correct" XXX Johnny Depp wax mannequin

Losing the "Let's get a pet" battle with my my boyfriend who wants a hedgehog named Hedge Fund

Want to suffer incredibly long and annoying shipping times? Buy online from Kohls

No more shrieking! Deaf people need alarm clocks too don't they? I want whatever they're using.

When lobsters cost $4.99 a pound (less than the price for American cheese) you buy lobsters for dinner

Got off the train at the wrong stop... arrived at the ghetto, witnessed a domestic assault

Ran into some trouble trying to buy myself a hamster

How do you say Happy Father's Day to the greatest Dad I know?

Do I send out invitations or just make a Facebook event?