It's official, we're in a recession...

Like there's anyone left who didn't know.

But just in case you didn't, now it's official.

But I didn't notice that the price of EVERYTHING has gone up. I didn't notice the countrywide housing crisis, the skyrocketing taxes, the rising unemployment, the "FOR SALE" signs popping up all over my neighborhood.

Did the stock market take a nosedive? No way, I hadn't heard.

Seems like now would be a good time for all that money we've thrown away on our evil war on terror... just how much is that again?

Oh yea, $576,246,444,361. What's that, like $4,000 per American citizen?

Oh yeah, and we're still paying...